Funny workload quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

  Commentary:
  Who knew "growth" meant a promotion to chief stress officer? 😂💼🔝

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  5 days ago

  Share →: “I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like my to-do list is in witness protection 😂📝🚫

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

  Commentary:
  When juggling life's craziness, I need more screens than an action movie hacker! 📺🤯💻

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

  Commentary:
  Guess I’ll need to bring my juggling skills to the office! 🤹‍♂️📈😅

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

  Commentary:
  "Efficiency is just a fancy word for 'congratulations, here’s more work!' 🎉🗂️🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

  Commentary:
  "Reading between the lines of a 'Come grow with us' sign: Get ready to sprout some extra arms and legs, because you're in for a multi-tasking marathon! 🌱💼🏃‍♂️ #TeamOfOne"

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