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Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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Going bananas on Telegram:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

Making waves on X:

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

Trending via Twitch:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

Making waves on Threads:

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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Funny workload quotes

Funny workload quotes bring a much-needed dose of laughter 😂 to those endless piles of tasks 📚 and never-ending to-do lists 📝. When your brain feels fried 🔥 and coffee just isn’t cutting it ☕, these witty sayings remind you that sometimes humor is the best way to survive the chaos. Ready to chuckle through the grind? Let’s lighten the load with some playful vibes! 😄✨

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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Making waves on Messenger:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Just landed via Telegram:

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

Making waves on WeChat:

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Seen just now on Discord:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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