Skip to content
  • Disclaimer
  • Privacy
  • Terms & Conditions
Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Pictures

Welcome to Wordgag! πŸ˜‰βœŒοΈ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. πŸ˜‚πŸ’₯

Home Β» Funny Writing Quotes

82 Funny writing quotes

Funny writing quotes are the perfect β˜•οΈ for any writer’s soul, adding a dash of humor to the sometimes daunting blank page πŸ“. They remind us that even the greatest authors had their mishaps and laughable moments πŸ˜‚. Whether you’re battling writer’s block or just need a giggle, these quips turn frowns into creative sparks 🌟. Dive into the witty world where every typo has a punchline and every draft is a delightful comedy in disguise! πŸŽ‰

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Posted on4 days ago4 days ago

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I stopped writing β€œFeel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word β€œherein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Posts navigation

Older posts

© 2025. Wordgag Inc.

>>> Random Quotes ✨