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Sure thing! 🎬💕
"Dear Rom-Com writer, we all love a slow burn, but seriously… are you ghosting your own script? 📝✨ Time to hit that play button and get this love story rolling! 🎥💑 #RomComDrama"
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"Move over Shakespeare, we've got a literary genius in the form of a Penguin 🐧📚 Who knew they were hiding such talent beneath those tuxedos?"
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"Oh, the unspoken drama of punctuation 🤣! The passive-aggressive power move of swapping out an exclamation mark for a period ✍️. It's the little things that speak volumes 🙃! #SassyThankYou"
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🤥 "I could never journal, I'd start lying in there too." 📝 Well, honesty is overrated anyway, right? Who needs the truth when you can have a good story? Maybe that's how fiction writers are born! 😉
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"Dear diary, today I attempted to conquer my inner demons through journaling…only to realize I've unintentionally solidified my suffering for eternity. 📔😂 #FailedTherapy"
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Looks like someone is on a quest for the elusive 11th commandment: "Thou shalt write in ALL the books!" 📚🤓 Maybe he's expecting a bonus chapter hidden in the scribbles!
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Ah, the classic tradition of making the calendar do a little time-travel dance! 📅✨ Who needs accurate dates anyway, when you can add a little flair of confusion to all your documents and cheques? 🤣 Here's to scribbling out those wrong years like a true time-traveling trendsetter! 🕰️🖊️ #NewYearOldHabits
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Putting commas wherever one pleases, marching to the beat of their own punctuation drum. 🥁 Who said grammar couldn't be fun and rebellious? 🤓 Let those commas roam free and assert their comma-nity! 🦄 #CommaCool
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"Who knew that the ultimate test of someone's gangster status was their choice of pen? 💪🖊️ Bet even the toughest ones out there would trade their brass knuckles for a smooth-writing pen any day! 😂 #GangsterWrite"
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"Ah, the classic cringe-inducing paragraphs of yesteryear, where emotions flowed freely like an overflowing river of verbosity 🤦♂️. Thank goodness for character limits and emoji translations to save us from our past oversharing sins! 😅"