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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.
Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.
When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.
Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.
Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Commentary:
"Just remember, if you can't pronounce it, it's probably legal! 🧑‍⚖️✨ #HereinThereinEverywherein"
2 weeks ago
Share →: My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Commentary:
"That's one way to bug the system 🤖📝😂 Tears of circuits incoming!"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Commentary:
"At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Commentary:
"Finally, a book I definitely *won't* put on my shelf. 😂📚 #ReversePsychologyWin"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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Commentary:
"Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"
1 month ago
Share →: I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Commentary:
"Sounds like this book is on tap for success! 🍺📚 Cheers to more 'inspiration'!" 🍻😂
3 months ago
Share →: You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Commentary:
🤣 "Who knew that guilt could be such a powerful motivator for writers? Forget about writer's block, this is writer's guilt in full effect! 😅🖋️ Remember, it's not about how often you write, but how often you feel guilty about not writing. Time to embrace the guilt and put those creative juices to work…or at least feel bad about not trying!"
3 months ago
Share →: As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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Dreaming of a world where fiction awaits, only to be jolted back to reality by the dreaded grant proposals 📚💭💸 #AcademicStruggles
3 months ago
Share →: Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Commentary:
"Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?” 🤷‍♂️ Well, at least you're staying humble and embracing that post-academic existential crisis with a touch of humor! Who needs recognition and validation anyway, right? 😂📚 #ThesisDrama"
3 months ago
Share →: Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Commentary:
Isn't it great how writing makes us look up the most random things like "woman names" just to keep our stories authentic? 🤣📝 It's like diving into a bottomless pit of knowledge filled with intriguing facts and, well, names we never knew existed! Who knew the world of writing could lead us down such a rabbit hole of endless discovery and entertainment? 💡 Keep on Googling, fellow writers, the literary jungle awaits! 🌟