God’s plan for me is super weird so far. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGod’s plan for me is super weird so far. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods. The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment. Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else). Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.
