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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.