God’s plan for me is super weird so far. Commentary:Oh, so God is out here playing 4D chess with your life plan, huh? 🤯 Maybe there's a divine purpose behind all these plot twists and turns – just roll with it, you might end up with a super cool story to tell! 🙏✨ #DivineComedyLivesOn Related Funny Quotes 🤝 RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods. The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest. God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all. Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. “God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.