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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

31 shares on Threads this month:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

Making waves on Reddit:

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

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So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Going bananas on Instagram:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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