Googling symptoms until you cry.

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?