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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

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Sane is boring.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

15 shares on Threads this month:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

57 shares on X this month:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

Just shared via Facebook:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Just landed via TikTok:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

Just landed via Discord:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Sane is boring.

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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