Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.
  • When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.
  • Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
  • Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.
  • Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.
  • If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.