Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.
  • The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.
  • People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
  • If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.
  • I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.
  • Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.