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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.