Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except t… Commentary:"Having Twitter is like reading the newspaper, but instead of news, it's a chaotic bonfire of opinions where the writers are just waiting to roast you 🔥📰😅 #TwitterverseDrama" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK. Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff? I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old. Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.
