Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”
  • My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.
  • Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.
  • I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.
  • I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.
  • I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.