Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.
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"Looks like your relationship is really working up a sweat! 🏋️‍♂️ Just make sure she doesn't start hoarding protein shakes in your pantry 🥤💪 #FitCoupleGoals"

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