Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me. Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat. Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger. Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.