Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like your relationship is really working up a sweat! 🏋️♂️ Just make sure she doesn't start hoarding protein shakes in your pantry 🥤💪 #FitCoupleGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever. I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me. Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat. Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage. My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.