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Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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Breaking via Threads:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Making waves on TikTok:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Just landed via Telegram:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Making waves on Instagram:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Making waves on Threads:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Just landed via Discord:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Playful quote about the inventor's amusing hesitation with spelling "banana."
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Commentary:
"Imagine the poor soul, staring at that endless 'na' sequence, contemplating existence like 🍌🤯 Did they run out of bananas for inspiration or simply lose their 'na'gination? The world may never know! 🤔😂"

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40 shares on Pinterest this month:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

100 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

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I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Trending via X:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Happy new fear!

Going bananas on Pinterest:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Going viral on Facebook:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Making waves on YouTube:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

Just shared via Facebook:

Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.

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