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The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

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You can reach me by butterfly.

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Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

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I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

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Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

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