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"Well, well, looks like someone's arches have been enlightened! 👟😂 Who knew orthopaedic shoes could kick in some humor along with support! 💁‍♂️ #StandUpForOrthopaedics"

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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