I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.