I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead. Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. We decided to have money instead of children.