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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed but forgot to hit the snooze button ⏰🛌 Watch out world, this person is clearly not ready for Monday! 🤪 #MondayBlues

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged around, day, feel, feeling, going, humor, i, life, me, procrastination, seize, struggle on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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