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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.