I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Commentary:
"Well, who needs a beach when you've got Costco's rotisserie chicken as your personal sun lamp? 🌞🍗 Who needs a tropical vacation when you can have a golden glow and a full stomach, all in one trip to the store? 😂 #CostcoChic"