I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?” That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge. I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom. Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos. Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.