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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Commentary:
"Well, who needs a beach when you've got Costco's rotisserie chicken as your personal sun lamp? 🌞🍗 Who needs a tropical vacation when you can have a golden glow and a full stomach, all in one trip to the store? 😂 #CostcoChic"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Caribbean, chicken, Costco, food, humor, i, joke, rotisserie, rotisserie chicken, shopping, standing, sunbathing, tan on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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