I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.