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- A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.
- I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.
- Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.
- The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.
- After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.