I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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“Driving is the perfect marriage of sitting leisurely and screaming profanities at other drivers 🚗💨 Don’t worry, road rage is just another form of self-expression! 😂”

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