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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.