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  • I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.
  • I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.
  • I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.
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  • Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.
  • Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.