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83 shares on WeChat this month:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

16 shares on Threads this month:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

24 shares on Discord this month:

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

42 shares on Slack this month:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

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Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

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Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

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If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

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If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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