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โ€œI donโ€™t do politics.โ€ Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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Itโ€™s okay, facial recognition. I donโ€™t recognize myself anymore either.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also donโ€™t ever make it off the ground.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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"Posting on social media: the fine art of oversharing while simultaneously regretting it ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ“ฑ Who needs reality TV when you can watch your own life unfold in public? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #SocialMediaStruggles"



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