I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this. There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’. There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.