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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.