I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Commentary:
"Talk about a serendipitous match made in taxi heaven! πŸš—πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Sounds like Mr. Andropov was born to be behind the wheel. Maybe he should consider a career switch to comedy – he's already got the perfect stage name! πŸ˜„ #UberGoals"