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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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"Well, that's one way to score a deal on groceries โ€“ just buy the whole store! ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ’ฐ Who needs coupons when you can go straight to the source, right? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #SmartShopper"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cheaper, decision, economics, grocery, grocery store, humor, i, inside, money, purchase, shopping, store on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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