I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.