I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around. In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers. I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.