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"Well, that's one way to score a deal on groceries – just buy the whole store! 🛒💰 Who needs coupons when you can go straight to the source, right? 😂 #SmartShopper"

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

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There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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