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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

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3 months ago

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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2 months ago

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I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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5 months ago

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

32 shares on Slack this month:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

13 shares on Pinterest this month:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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I love having plans to cancel.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

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