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Mar 23, 2026

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Witty text about buying a grocery store cheap enough to afford the groceries inside.

Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to score a deal on groceries – just buy the whole store! 🛒💰 Who needs coupons when you can go straight to the source, right? 😂 #SmartShopper"

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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