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  • Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.
  • There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.
  • The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.
  • I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.
  • I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.
  • Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?