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"Well, that's one way to score a deal on groceries – just buy the whole store! 🛒💰 Who needs coupons when you can go straight to the source, right? 😂 #SmartShopper"

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

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Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

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I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

An electric car is just another electric chair.

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

An electric car is just another electric chair.

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

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