Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.
  • Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.
  • Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”
  • Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.
  • If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.
  • Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?