I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.