I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.