I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a ter… Commentary:"Who needs a garden when you have a shower terrarium?! 🌿🚿 Just add some rubber ducks and call it a spa day!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions. Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower. My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert. I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here. I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.