I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like. I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer. Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again. Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.
