I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose. Commentary:"Who knew keeping your virginity could be such a winning streak? Looks like this person is the undefeated champion of abstinence!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon. People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like. I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me. I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. You lose some, you lose some more.
