I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.