I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Apparently, the silent treatment has reached new levels 😂🤫 Who knew not interrupting could be taken so seriously! 🙊" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.” Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing. I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years. I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!” My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe… Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”