I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t… Commentary:"Apparently, the silent treatment has reached new levels 😂🤫 Who knew not interrupting could be taken so seriously! 🙊" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.” I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years. I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me. Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe… I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
