Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My wallet is empty, just like my soul.
  • I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.
  • Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.
  • I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.
  • Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.
  • Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.