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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.