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Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

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Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

Alexa, mute my children.

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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