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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

2 months ago

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

2 months ago

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

2 months ago

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

3 months ago

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

6 months ago

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I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

2 weeks ago

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92 shares on Instagram this month:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

16 shares on X this month:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

86 shares on X this month:

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Trending via TikTok:

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Freshly posted on X:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Going viral on Snapchat:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Shared recently on Messenger:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Trending via YouTube:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Making waves on Discord:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Just shared via WeChat:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

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