I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.