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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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Killing me softly with his schlong.