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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Spotted on TikTok:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Freshly posted on Threads:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Going viral on TikTok:

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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