I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

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Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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I need to have a ginger ale about this.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.