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  • Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.
  • Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.
  • Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.
  • I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?
  • If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.
  • Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?