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The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

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Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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1 month ago

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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2 months ago

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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2 months ago

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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2 months ago

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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2 months ago

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I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

97 shares on Instagram this month:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

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“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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Trending via Messenger:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Just landed via Messenger:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Spotted on YouTube:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

Shared recently on YouTube:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

Shared recently on Telegram:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Just shared via Threads:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Trending via TikTok:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Going viral on Facebook:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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