Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.