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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?