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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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