I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.