I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Trying to rush past furniture that plays hide-and-seek with you? 🕰️ Don't worry, the struggle is real! It's like your couch is saying, 'Just adding some drama to your life, no biggie.' 🪑😄 #FurniturePranks" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue. I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day. I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”. What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.