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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect disguise for those unexpected road-side naps! 😎💤 Just remember, sunglasses won't hide the fact that your head keeps bobbing up and down like a yo-yo on that steering wheel! 😄🚗 #NapTimeAnywhere"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asleep, disguise, driving, humor, i, joke, knows, nobody, safety, sunglasses, wear on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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