I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic. Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody. If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.
