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"Ah, the perfect disguise for those unexpected road-side naps! 😎💤 Just remember, sunglasses won't hide the fact that your head keeps bobbing up and down like a yo-yo on that steering wheel! 😄🚗 #NapTimeAnywhere"

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22 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

31 shares on X this month:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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Making waves on Slack:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Just landed via Facebook:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

Trending via Messenger:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Spotted on TikTok:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Making waves on Reddit:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Going bananas on Discord:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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