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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

78 shares on Messenger this month:

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.

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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

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Going bananas on Snapchat:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Making waves on Messenger:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Going bananas on WeChat:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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