I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the perfect disguise for those unexpected road-side naps! 😎💤 Just remember, sunglasses won't hide the fact that your head keeps bobbing up and down like a yo-yo on that steering wheel! 😄🚗 #NapTimeAnywhere" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic. Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody. Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.