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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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Sane is boring.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

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