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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.