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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš— "Ah, the power of the mighty honk! Who knew a simple beep could be the key to personal growth and enlightenment? Honk away, my friend! Maybe next time they'll use their turn signal too. Stay in your lane, but feel free to honk for good karma! ๐Ÿš™๐Ÿ’จ"



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