If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis. I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.