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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.