If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot. Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place. Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it. A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get. My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.
