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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police canโ€™t even stop you.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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"If I was a Spice Girl, you can bet I'd be serving up some Mild to Medium Spice vibes ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ No need to turn up the heat when you're already sizzling at just the right level, am I right? ๐Ÿ˜‰โœจ"



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