If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If I was a Spice Girl, you can bet I'd be serving up some Mild to Medium Spice vibes ๐ถ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ No need to turn up the heat when you're already sizzling at just the right level, am I right? ๐โจ" Related Funny Posts ๐ค You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to. Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice. Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil. The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality. Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism. Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun. Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.