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Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Making waves on YouTube:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Just shared via Instagram:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Shared recently on X:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Spotted on Discord:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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"Ah, the subtle British way of saying 'Get in line, mate!' 🇬🇧😄 Who knew a simple question could hide so much sass! Next time someone asks, just kindly nod and work on your queuing skills 😉👀"

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49 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

33 shares on TikTok this month:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

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Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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Spotted on Telegram:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Just landed via Facebook:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

Spotted on X:

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

Shared recently on X:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Live now on WeChat:

I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

Going viral on Instagram:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Breaking via Telegram:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Spotted on Facebook:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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