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Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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Spotted on Telegram:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Breaking via X:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Going viral on Twitch:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Making waves on Instagram:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Trending via Reddit:

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

Just landed via Telegram:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

Just shared via Threads:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Jan 22, 2025

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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🧮 "When faced with challenging math problems, some people fold under the pressure… while others embrace it with sass! 💁‍♂️💡 Posting online with an air of mystery, claiming 'Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem' – oh, the drama, the suspense! 🤓🤫 Who knew math could come with its own hint of mischief?"

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Shared recently on Slack:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Making waves on Discord:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Going viral on Facebook:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Just shared via Instagram:

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

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