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  • Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.
  • No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.
  • I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.
  • Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.
  • So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.
  • Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.