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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time,…

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time,…

Commentary:
"Looks like one hair care product in this duo has commitment issues! 🚿💔 Either the shampoo is playing hard to get or the conditioner is getting too clingy. Time to investigate this sudsy soap opera! 💁‍♂️ #HairCareDrama"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bathroom, conditioner, conspiracy, finish, grooming, humor, joke, relationship, same, shampoo, time on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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