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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Spotted on Messenger:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

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When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

1 month ago

Humorous quote about haircare: if they end together, one probably faked it.

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Commentary:
"Looks like one hair care product in this duo has commitment issues! 🚿💔 Either the shampoo is playing hard to get or the conditioner is getting too clingy. Time to investigate this sudsy soap opera! 💁‍♂️ #HairCareDrama"

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My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.

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Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

Live now on Discord:

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

Just shared via Messenger:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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