If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks! Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots. Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit. I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day. How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?