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"If trees had Wi-Fi, we'd have forests full of 'hotspots' and 'root-ming' networks 🌲📶 But nah, they just keep recycling boring ol' oxygen like it's a big deal or something 🌳💨 #SorryMotherNature"

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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2 months ago

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Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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1 week ago

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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2 months ago

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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2 months ago

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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2 months ago

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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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2 months ago

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85 shares on Slack this month:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

48 shares on Slack this month:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

70 shares on TikTok this month:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

42 shares on Discord this month:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

Going viral on WeChat:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

Going viral on Reddit:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Just landed via YouTube:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Trending via Reddit:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Freshly posted on X:

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

Making waves on TikTok:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Just landed via Threads:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

Just landed via Twitch:

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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