Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.
  • If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.
  • Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.
  • People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.
  • The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
  • Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.