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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.