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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

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I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

89 shares on Threads this month:

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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