I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close. Posted on1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:☕ "I'm not addicted to coffee. We're just in a committed relationship. I even know all its little beans' secrets! 😉☕ #CoffeeLove" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Maybe coffee is addicted to me? I’m addicted to placebos. Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented. So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you. Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?