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I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.