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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very clo…

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very clo…

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☕ "I'm not addicted to coffee. We're just in a committed relationship. I even know all its little beans' secrets! 😉☕ #CoffeeLove"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addicted, addiction, close, coffee, humor, just, relationship on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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