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"Well, if explaining why you're right isn't arguing, then I guess I've been having some pretty intense discussions with myself in the mirror every morning!"

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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2 months ago

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The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

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Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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2 months ago

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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2 months ago

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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2 months ago

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

86 shares on Slack this month:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

69 shares on Slack this month:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Just landed via X:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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People should come with warning labels.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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