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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

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There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

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Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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