I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.