I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.
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"Sorry, I only reserve the title 'daddy' for serious retail negotiations 💰🛍️ #RetailTherapyGoals"

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