I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian. Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive. I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.