I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, I only reserve the title 'daddy' for serious retail negotiations 💰🛍️ #RetailTherapyGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian. Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive. If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.