I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, I only reserve the title 'daddy' for serious retail negotiations 💰🛍️ #RetailTherapyGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend. Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal. Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars. A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian. Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive. Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive. If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.