Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.
  • If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.
  • Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.
  • Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.
  • Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.
  • Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”