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Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Breaking via Discord:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Trending via Messenger:

WW3 is either gonna happen so fast you sleep through it, or it’s gonna last for the rest of your life.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Trending via WeChat:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

2 weeks ago

Witty quote about social media ego and self-awareness with a humorous tone.

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90 shares on YouTube this month:

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

35 shares on Discord this month:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches, I will admit.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

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You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

The “-ification” essay pandemic.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Just shared via Telegram:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

Going viral on Messenger:

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

Just shared via Reddit:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Going viral on TikTok:

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

Going viral on Threads:

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

Breaking via X:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

Going viral on Telegram:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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