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Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Social media is mental suicide.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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245 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,514

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,514

Jan 7, 2026

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Seen just now on Messenger:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Making waves on TikTok:

Scrolling should count as cardio.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Going viral on Messenger:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

Spotted on TikTok:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Shared recently on Slack:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

Just landed via Threads:

It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.

Just shared via YouTube:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Breaking via Twitch:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

62 shares on X this month:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

71 shares on Threads this month:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

245 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,514

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,514

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Trending via Twitch:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Trending via Instagram:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Trending via Twitch:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Just shared via Facebook:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Making waves on Slack:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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