I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.