Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.
  • I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.
  • You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.
  • It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.
  • Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.
  • Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.