I’m the Usain Bolt of running late. Posted on5 days ago5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Always chasing that finish line at the speed of light… only it's the snooze button I race against ⏱️🏃♂️💨 #RunningLateOlympics" #im #the #usain #bolt #of #running #late #funnyquote #funnyquotes Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control. My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere. The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water. I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.