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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.