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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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"Always chasing that finish line at the speed of light… only it's the snooze button I race against ⏱️🏃‍♂️💨 #RunningLateOlympics"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bolt, humor, late, procrastination, running, speed, usain, Usain Bolt on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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