Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.
  • When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.
  • I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.
  • Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.
  • If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?
  • You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.